Ernie Hare

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Wowsers! This season has been very dipaspointing to me so far. I just recently took a job down here in FIBberland and now I am embarrassed to be a Brewers fan down here. I am learning that some FIBbers can be nice people, but I am embarrassed as hell in how the Crew has been performing. After securing a job down here, I was going to sign up for the package so I could watch the crew every night, but why bother now? I'll just end up with an ulcer. Sure the Cubs have their Goat problem, but the Brewers have the All Star Game Problem; Every Brewer sent to the All Star Game ends up dropping like a turd into the toilet afterwards.I just hope we can figure it out!!!